I’m a teacher and one of my goals is to have at least one student start reading Harry Potter each year.
So far I have succeeded.
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
Better yet…… “Why are two brother hunting down ghosts? Nearly headless nick is nice we don’t want him hunted down!”
I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!”
I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”
i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts
"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."
"YOUR SCRIPT LACKS FEMALE CHARACTERS! WHAT IS THIS, THE ENTIRE U.S. PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY?"
imagine a muggle-born Hogwarts student during a Yule Ball enchanting various musical instruments so that they play the Macarena
and all the muggle-borns swarming to…
Okay muggleborn theories are my new favorite thing you don’t understand